queen-dandelion:
there should be like a strip club only with hot dads in good shoes with their legs propped up on tables sipping coffee and staring at you over the tops of their glasses when you walk in
goddamn i would lose so much money
therosebrain:
This is a very important post about shoulders
atheistme:
sconesandtexting:
No child is born homophobic.
This child is precious and I hope he never changes.
This youtube video is seriously the best.
You don’t like gay marriage because you don’t want to have to tell your kids about gay people?
Uh.. this kid is taking the news pretty well. He barely even cares! He’s just like “oh thats cool.. dudes can marry. Ping pong anyone?”
boxedjellyfish:
I wish my whole vocab was as great as this line.
concernedresidentofbakerstreet:
skitsskat:
youngheartoldmind:
white people
WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON WIHT HTE MILK ONE????
IS THAT PERSON SERIOUSLY ATTEMPTING TO CUT BREAD WITH A FUCKING DOORSTOP
small-magical-mean-world:
sailorcedes:
deadlyjohnson:
FACTS ABOUT THINGS:
- TUMBLR WAS GETTING TOO EXPENSIVE. THEIR OPTIONS WERE TO EITHER SELL IT OR SHUT IT DOWN.
- YAHOO SAYS THEY’RE GOING TO LET IT RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT BUSINESS. IN THEORY, NOTHING WILL CHANGE EXCEPT FOR WHO’S LEGALLY OWNING IT.
- NOW EVERYONE CALM DOWN.
THINGS PEOPLE SHOULD BE REBLOGGING
^THIS. PEOPLE NEED TO SHUT UP AND LISTEN.
im-fallingforyou:
estuds:
You can come out when your done bein a little faggot
ive scrolled past this like 7 times and just saw the baby ohmygod im screaming.
danicalidreamin12:
duhrren:
I’m as happy as Sam’s hair right now
Sam’s hair.. I can’t too much perfection…
charliemikevictortango417:
xamhx:
FUCK YEAH, SAVE THE EAGLES!
FUCKING THIS OH MY GOD.
cascentric:
staywithme-assbutt:
idk guys when i watched this, i felt like crowley actually thought he had a soul, and when the dude tells him he doesn’t have one he kinda pretends like he knew it but the shift in his eyes tell me a different story and asdfjkasdf crowleyyyy asdofhikjasdf
no stop why would you
gaminginyourunderwear:
raccooneyedbitch:
bombarrows:
quadrangledreality:
lightningsshadow:
paranoidandroid42:
yes i’m a boy
yes i play videogames ;]
don’t hit on me silly girls xoxoxo
wft boys don’t play videogames
get back in the garage and fix my car.
another fucking “gamer boy” They all just want attention they cant even play well!
He’s just a slut with a controller.
That console isn’t even plugged in you fucking whore.
I bet that’s his girlfriend’s system.